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		<title>By: kewyson</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2006 01:37:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[UC-&lt;br/&gt;I have two &#039;4 1/2 year old&#039; statements to pass along - first - about the World Cup - we were watching a sports recap (you know, I&#039;m really striving for &#039;Father of the Year&#039;, again) - and the announcer said the word &#039;football&#039; - Kewyson&#039;s oldest little girl said - &#039;That&#039;s not football, that&#039;s soccer!&#039;  How American, I mean, US centric - its what she learns at home, I guess -&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The other has no connection to Soccer, I mean Football - oldest little girl has been quite an emotional 4 1/2 year old the past couple of weeks - lots of changes going on - Kewyson wife out of town on business (Japan); Montessori school off for the week (they have almost as many days off as on) - so I took the day off to &#039;watch the kids&#039; (which really didn&#039;t start too well - wife called from Japan at 8:30 a.m. eastern time - (9:30 p.m. Osaka time) - children, dogs and dad were already out in the back yard playing on the swing set - I was gleefully explaining how younger daughter (just 2 years old) was enjoying laying on her belly on the swing and pushing back-n-forth; gentle spins, etc - when all of a sudden - she takes a header (wife thought I should have been closer to her - could you have imagined, getting lectured from 8000 miles away!) child screetching, silence from Japan - wow - what an ooofda! - anyhoo - let&#039;s leave that tangent -&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oldest young daughter and I went to the local store to get food for dinner - I wanted to make it a bit more fun - so we got ice cream first - sat outside the store on a bench - and this somewhat older (upper 50&#039;s) lady padded by, slowly wobbling towards her car that was waiting right in front of us - she is over weight - carries a good belly - then oldest young daugher loudly, and I mean quite loud - states to me - &#039;That lady is going to have a baby!&#039;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Well, I tried not to make much eye contact - divert the attention of oldest young daughter - didn&#039;t help too much - the next guy who walked by was carrying an even bigger belly - &quot;He&#039;s going to have a baby too&quot; came out - &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;So, I wonder, in my strive to tackfully keep my child from stating the obvious, have I laid the ground work of the idea that only thin is beautiful?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Well, time will tell - speaking of time, it&#039;s 9:30, and I&#039;m typing this note to you all - with both girls downstairs, awake - why can&#039;t we have kids that go to bed early!  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Adios muchos]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>UC-<br />I have two &#8217;4 1/2 year old&#8217; statements to pass along &#8211; first &#8211; about the World Cup &#8211; we were watching a sports recap (you know, I&#8217;m really striving for &#8216;Father of the Year&#8217;, again) &#8211; and the announcer said the word &#8216;football&#8217; &#8211; Kewyson&#8217;s oldest little girl said &#8211; &#8216;That&#8217;s not football, that&#8217;s soccer!&#8217;  How American, I mean, US centric &#8211; its what she learns at home, I guess -</p>
<p>The other has no connection to Soccer, I mean Football &#8211; oldest little girl has been quite an emotional 4 1/2 year old the past couple of weeks &#8211; lots of changes going on &#8211; Kewyson wife out of town on business (Japan); Montessori school off for the week (they have almost as many days off as on) &#8211; so I took the day off to &#8216;watch the kids&#8217; (which really didn&#8217;t start too well &#8211; wife called from Japan at 8:30 a.m. eastern time &#8211; (9:30 p.m. Osaka time) &#8211; children, dogs and dad were already out in the back yard playing on the swing set &#8211; I was gleefully explaining how younger daughter (just 2 years old) was enjoying laying on her belly on the swing and pushing back-n-forth; gentle spins, etc &#8211; when all of a sudden &#8211; she takes a header (wife thought I should have been closer to her &#8211; could you have imagined, getting lectured from 8000 miles away!) child screetching, silence from Japan &#8211; wow &#8211; what an ooofda! &#8211; anyhoo &#8211; let&#8217;s leave that tangent -</p>
<p>Oldest young daughter and I went to the local store to get food for dinner &#8211; I wanted to make it a bit more fun &#8211; so we got ice cream first &#8211; sat outside the store on a bench &#8211; and this somewhat older (upper 50&#8242;s) lady padded by, slowly wobbling towards her car that was waiting right in front of us &#8211; she is over weight &#8211; carries a good belly &#8211; then oldest young daugher loudly, and I mean quite loud &#8211; states to me &#8211; &#8216;That lady is going to have a baby!&#8217;</p>
<p>Well, I tried not to make much eye contact &#8211; divert the attention of oldest young daughter &#8211; didn&#8217;t help too much &#8211; the next guy who walked by was carrying an even bigger belly &#8211; &#8220;He&#8217;s going to have a baby too&#8221; came out &#8211; </p>
<p>So, I wonder, in my strive to tackfully keep my child from stating the obvious, have I laid the ground work of the idea that only thin is beautiful?</p>
<p>Well, time will tell &#8211; speaking of time, it&#8217;s 9:30, and I&#8217;m typing this note to you all &#8211; with both girls downstairs, awake &#8211; why can&#8217;t we have kids that go to bed early!  </p>
<p>Adios muchos</p>
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		<title>By: Uncle Crappy</title>
		<link>http://unclecrappy.com/2006/06/12/still-need-moe/#comment-370</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2006 13:01:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Drinking &lt;i&gt;and&lt;/i&gt; watching TV. The Wife and I are naturals.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Drinking <i>and</i> watching TV. The Wife and I are naturals.</p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
		<link>http://unclecrappy.com/2006/06/12/still-need-moe/#comment-369</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[John]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2006 05:34:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[World . . . Cup.  Is that a drinking thing?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>World . . . Cup.  Is that a drinking thing?</p>
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