Howdy, boys and girls, and welcome back to a very special episode of Ask Uncle Crappy.
You might have heard something about this being Michigan Week. That’s going to change the program a bit — we’re going to stick with a college football theme today.
Here’s what you do. I have a couple of questions for anyone who reads this post, and then you ask me anything you like about something that’s at least marginally related to college football. For example: Tailgating? Absolutely fair game. The finer points of body painting? Not something I’m as familiar with, but I’ll give it a shot. Keynesian economic policy and its potential impact on the 2008 presidential elections? Interesting, but probably a topic best saved for another day.
So. Your questions:
- What’s your favorite football-related tradition? Looking for personal experiences here. Pro football-related traditions are admissible.
- Michigan has the ugliest helmets in the history of football, right? See below.
And don’t forget — my brain is filled with mountains of useless college football crap. Think you can stump me? Give it a shot.