Uncle Crappy

When trying to figure out which Kentucky Derby horse to pull for, I’m usually drawn to at least a couple because of their names.

I’m not getting that this year, so I have to fall back on my years of experience — which consists of the vast knowledge I’ve accumulated during the week or so a year I pay attention to horse racing.

What is my experience telling me about today? Not much. So:

Cool Coal Man.

Tags: even more sports, i'm an idiot