December 1, 2008 whiff.
OK. Does a university really need a cologne?
Apparently so. Check out the description:
The fragrance opens with the freshness of Italian bergamot and chilled gimlet accord. The middle note combines the coolness of blue cypress with the subtle spice of cracked pepper vapor. The base notes end with a deep black amber and cool moss.
It also smells like “masculinity, passion and honor.”
Hm. I actually would have guessed something more like the leather of Joe Paterno’s 35-year-old cleats he wears on game day.
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spoon
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side effect is that it causes leaky stool.
go pitt!
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annoyedangelrants
said
let’s just hope that OSU and OU don’t follow in these footsteps. If they do, I am pretending I never knew about either of them.
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Cynthia Closkey
said
Actually, that sounds like most of the aromatics in Bombay Sapphire.
Now I want a Martini.
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Woy
said
If it smells anything like the campus I went to, it smells like stale beer, wet snow, and a chicken Cosmo.
Not the drink.
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Jenn Schooley
said
I actually thought this would be a great Christmas present for Woy when I saw this. Haha.
Do I want to know what a chicken Cosmo is?
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Gina
said
College 2 of 3 was a PSU branch and it sure as hell didn’t smell like Italian bergamot and chilled gimlet accord. It smelled more like cheap beer, weed, and that old dude who really needs to shower more.
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Carla
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Oh, how thoughtful of you to think of that for me for Christmas! You shouldn’t have!
Although, smelling like roses would be a little bit more appropriate, don’t you think? Will be great for Rose Bowl parade-watching on New Year’s Day. :)
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Uncle Crappy
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AA: There’s no chance that someone would do that for OU, but Ohio State is a marketing machine … it’s probably only a matter of time.
Carla: Funny. Roses aren’t mentioned in the profile … maybe something like, say, Citrus, would be better, for the sake of consistency?
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Jim
said
I would have guessed 82-year-old scrotum.
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Danielle
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SMELL LIKE! (clap clap) PENN STATE! (clap clap)
SMELL LIKE! (clap clap) PENN STATE! (clap clap)
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Burgh Baby
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If my alma mater Kent State had a fragrance, I do believe it would be the scent of SUCK.
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hp
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Burgh Baby you always make me laugh!
~~Miami of Ohio Grad