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Uncle Crappy

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sewickley_cornerTwice each work day, I have to drive through the borough of Sewickley.

Oh, wait. Sorry, In Sewickley, they call it a village. Whoops.

Sewickley’s, uh, a little different. If you grew up with me, here’s an illustration — South of Lane UA, with a central business district that resembles Lane Avenue’s current shopping line-up. It’s a very nice place, and Mrs. Crappy and I enjoy our visits there. But we’ve encountered some pretty significant attitudes while we’ve been there as well.

And that’s where I’m curious what’s going to happen as the weather gets warmer, and I begin my practice of, uh, sharing the music I’m playing in my car with everyone else who’s traveling on Ohio River Boulevard. I thought of it this very morning: Exactly how much tolerance will Sewickley police officers have to Parliament Funkadelic?

I also thought: If I go through the entire summer without getting pulled over in Sewickley, it’s going to be a miracle?

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