above and beyond.

First, let’s make sure you’ve all seen this comment, left by Tenth Annual Uncle Crappy NCAA Final Four Challenge (Brought to you by Bocktown) winner Kewyson on the previous post:

Now, on to my wish (I thought I’d get three) – I propose, assuming UC is okay with this, that he organizes a social gathering at Bocktown – all participants are welcome – and I will donate my hard earned winnings to whatever $50 buys. All I ask is that I be remembered and idolized at the event (and since I’ve not personally met most of you – you can pick any idol and pretend).

How does that sound UC?

In short, Kewyson, it sounds awesome, and I really appreciate your generosity. Here’s what we’ll do: when the weather gets warm enough for our friends at Bocktown Robinson to open their back porch, we’ll do a Friday night happy hour, and we’ll use our $50 prize to buy drafts for any TAUCNFFC contestants who can show up. There will be plenty of notice, so we can get as many people as possible out to Bocktown on the chosen evening.

And as far as idolizing Kewyson goes, it’s not a bad idea; he is, in fact, the only person I know who actually speaks writes in tongues.

one.

Ugh.

Ugh.

The Dook Blue Devils won last night’s title game, and that makes long-time participant Kewyson our Tenth Annual Uncle Crappy NCAA Final Four Challenge (Brought to you by Bocktown) champion.

According to the AUCNFFC Wall of Champions — which badly needs to be updated — Kewyson has just become just the second contestant ever to repeat as our AUCNFFC champion. He joins Mr. Burns for that illustrious honor, a feat that should be commemorated with a t-shirt or something.

But first, there is a question. For the first time since the AUCNFFC prizes became actually fabulous, we have an out-of-market winner. So, Kewyson, how shall we proceed? Planning a visit to Pittsburgh anytime soon and in need of a $50 Bocktown gift card? Or would you like the cash equivalent, which will be roughly $50?

While Kewyson mulls his options, let me thank you once more for participating. It’s been awesome to be able to do this for ten years, and even as I slide back into my lazy posting habits, know that I plan on being back here next March for the Eleventh Annual Uncle Crappy NCAA Final Four Challenge (Brought to you by Bocktown). I hope I see you then.

two.

wisky

Man, I can’t stand Duke. I don’t like Wisconsin much either, but as always: #B1G

We’ve had a great run, but as is the case with the tournament itself, we’re down to just two contestants left with a chance to win the Tenth Annual Uncle Crappy NCAA Final Four Challenge (Brought to you by Bocktown).

But before we get there, let’s take a moment to recognize the folks who made it through Final Four weekend alive. Adam, Work Kelly, Daria and Yours Truly deserve a pat on the back for recognizing the promise of Wisconsin or Dook in the week before the tournament began.

And that leaves just two of us with a shot at winning this year’s $50 Bocktown gift card grand prize. Jenny Lee got there on the basis of correctly picking three of the Final Four teams — the only one of us to do so — and Kewyson was the only one of us to correctly pick both teams that made it to the title game.

And, fortunately for me, the result will be straightforward. If the Badgers down Dook, Jenny is our TAUCNFFC champion. If the Dookies prevail, Kewyson will be our winner.

Good luck to both Jenny and Kewyson tonight and thanks to each of you for playing. We’ll see you back here next year.

making a point.

No stinkin' Badgers. Unless I've picked them to win.

No stinkin’ Badgers. Unless I’ve picked them to win.

We have a Final Four — and that means we also have the first set of official standings in the Tenth Annual Uncle Crappy NCAA Final Four Challenge (Brought to you by Bocktown).

At this point, those of us who have made correct Final Four picks get two points per team, and that’s most of what’s behind the initial standings. But I’ve also taken the liberty to look ahead, because some of us are in much better shape than others.

Six points:

With full championship game in play:

  • Bluzdude
  • Jaci
  • Kewyson (Of this group, Kewyson was the only one to pick Duke. If they Blue Devils win, Kewyson cannot be touched.
  • Scooter

With champion pick in play:

  • Jim Hollenbeck
  • Jenny Lee
  • Neilson

Four points:

With full championship game in play:

  • Father Spoon
  • Curl Girl Michelle
  • SportsChump

With champion pick in play:

  • Uncle Crappy
  • Adam
  • AAA
  • Joe Cernelli
  • Michael Fulk
  • Jason Cercone
  • Jenn Strang

No further points possible:

  • Birdshit

Two points:

With champion pick in play:

  • Work Kelly
  • Casey
  • Hoyle13
  • Burgh Baby
  • Matt Noonan
  • Tom Bickert
  • Enzo82
  • Otimemore
  • Daria
  • Saylor
  • Carla

No further points possible:

  • Fred
  • Hellohahanarf
  • Dana Bee
  • Starts with Dish
  • PghRugbyRef
  • Calipanthergrl
  • AJ

There is one more group of contestants, mercifully small this year. I’ve been a member of this group more than once, and I think you can look at inclusion in one of two ways: 1) your performance was so pathetic that it deserves to be singled out, or 2) you get to relax and enjoy the last three games without worrying about contests or brackets.

We are, of course, talking about our annual Blutarsky Award winners. And in the immortal words of Faber College Dean Vernon Wormer:

  • Ethel
  • Abby
  • Juan

Enjoy the final weekend, boys and girls.

battered brackets.

I put a spell on you...

I put a spell on you…

We’re a few hours away from the resumption of the NCAA tournament, so now would be a good time to take a quick look at how we’re all faring in the Tenth Annual Uncle Crappy NCAA Final Four Challenge (Brought to you by Bocktown).

We can’t do official standings, because we don’t start awarding points until we have a Final Four, but we can take a look at we’re all faring in general — and how many of us are screwed by the collapse of the upper seeds in the East and South regions (thanks for nothing, Virginia and Iowa State).

All four picks remain (Yinz are sittin’ pretty):

  • Father Spoon
  • Bluzdude
  • Calipanthergrl
  • Saylor

Three teams left, plus intact title games and champions (Definitely still alive):

  • Uncle Crappy
  • AAA
  • Curl Girl Michelle
  • SportsChump
  • Jaci Dean
  • Burgh Baby
  • Kewyson
  • PghRugbyRef
  • Tom Bickert
  • Abby
  • OTimemore
  • Scooter

Three teams plus your champions remain (Not time to panic):

  • Work Kelly
  • Starts with Dish
  • Jim H.
  • Joe
  • Michael Fulk
  • Jenny Lee
  • Neilson
  • Jason Cercone
  • Jenn Strang
  • Birdshit

Both title-game teams plus champion remain (Probably not a winner, but not a loser either):

  • Ethel
  • Adam

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It’s hard to know for sure, but the folks that remain are in danger of receiving the dreaded Blutarsky Award.

Two teams plus pick for champion:

  • Fred
  • Dana
  • Casey
  • Hoyle
  • Matt
  • Enzo82

Two teams left, but no title game participants:

  • Hellohahanarf
  • AJ
  • Juan

The team you picked to win it all is all that’s left:

  • Daria

The games get started again in a little while. Good luck, yinz guys.