OK. Does a university really need a cologne?
Apparently so. Check out the description:
The fragrance opens with the freshness of Italian bergamot and chilled gimlet accord. The middle note combines the coolness of blue cypress with the subtle spice of cracked pepper vapor. The base notes end with a deep black amber and cool moss.
It also smells like “masculinity, passion and honor.”
Hm. I actually would have guessed something more like the leather of Joe Paterno’s 35-year-old cleats he wears on game day.