blutarsky time.

We’ve started racking up points in the Seventh Annual Uncle Crappy NCAA Final Four Challenge (Brought  To You By Bocktown); we’ve also figured out that we have a pretty good number of entries that just ain’t going anywhere.

I’ve broken these down by points and those who have more points to earn. Let’s take a look:

Six points plus plus (otherwise known as The Driver’s Seat):

Grandpa not only picked his three of the Final Four correctly, but he has his full title game intact. I haven’t done the math, but I’m comfortable in saying if his picks (Ohio State beating Kentucky for the championship) hold up, he cannot be caught.

Six points plus:

Mrs. Crappy, who can earn a couple more if Kentucky advances to the title game. Her champ, UNC, is done for the year, though.

Four points plus plus (Yinz guys have your title game intact):

• Casey
• AAA
• Otimemore
• Larry

Four points plus (You all have more points available)

• Crappydad
• Curl Girl Michelle
• Large
• Kim Z
• Jaci
• Barb
• Gina
• Kewyson
• Carla
• Mr. Burns
• Calipanthergrl

Four points but done (No more points possible):

• Clif
• Jill

Two points plus (Don’t give up hope yet):

• Mom
• Tim
• Adam Music
• Michael
• Ethel
• Garrett
• Fuzzwad
• John
• Cindy
• Carolina Boy

Two points but done:

• Spoon
• Kimly
• Hellpellet

And that brings us to the annual Blutarsky award winners. In the immortal words of Dean Wormer:

Zero. Point. Zero:

• Uncle Crappy
• Shadow
• Susan
• Juan

Yes. I am a basketball genius.