And speaking of Jesus, I just read that the Monty Python guys are planning to bring back Life of Brian in theaters in April, ostensibly for the picture’s 25th anniversary. This time around, they’re going to market it as the polar opposite of The Passion of the Christ. If I’m picking just one Jesus movie, Life of Brian is going to be the one…

And to continue to speak of Jesus, I should have been praying all week that I don’t get the intestinal thing that’s causing Pittsburghers to spew even more bile than usual. A couple people at work have had it; The Wife has had it. And now I’m waiting to get it. This thing is short-lived, but nasty: It’s shut down an entire school district because they had close to 200 people — students, teachers, staff and family — infected. The district is in the process of fogging the entire complex with disinfectants, just like a couple of apartments I’ve lived in.

Let the puking begin.