The Big Yellow Freak has a name, as of just a few minutes ago. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Steely McBeam.
Now if you’ll excuse me … I have to go finish laughing until I wet myself.
UPDATE, 10 p.m.: Pittsburgh seems to be less than pleased:
PittGirl is apparently away from her computer tonight, so I guess we’ll have to wait until tomorrow for her reaction. That, boys and girls, should be priceless.