I’ve started paying attention to how the Blogspot banner at the top of the page changes its references to match the input from my posts. As we speak, there are links to pages that sell University of North Carolina merchandise and Monty Python-related dolls. You can see where the references came from pretty easily, which got me to thinkin’: What would Blogspot/Google do with a series of seemingly nonsensical references?

Let’s find out.

Botswana. KDKA. White Castle. CCM Hockey Equipment. Tao Teh Ching. A&W Root Beer. Pennsylvania Lottery. The Country Music Hall of Fame. Jesus Bobblehead Dolls. Bill Gates. Mister Coffee. Cleveland Indians. Clearwater, Florida. Rick Wasko. Fairview Elementary School. Samsung. Waffle Iron. Put-In-Bay. Grandview Pallet. Jerry Garcia. Black Jelly Beans.

OK, Blogspot — let’s see you make something out of that.