announcing.

Mollie Ruth, the newest member of the extended Crappy family, born to my sister and brother-in-law Saturday night. This is Uncle Crappy’s first niece. Uncle Crappy is very happy about this. If you were here, I’d buy you all a drink.

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  1. Congratulations on Mollie Ruth’s arrival. It will be years before she knows how fortunate she is to be born to such fine parents. As for the rest of the family… that’s another matter. People need negative examples, too. May you enjoy many years of unclehood. It’ll be much too late when she realizes that you don’t really live in chains under the staircase. You’ll already have given her black Chucks and a backbeat all her own.

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