There are a shitload of people who reach Uncle Crappy while searching for information about K2’s Mystery Luv skis, a women’s ski meant for those who are just starting out.

I have no technical information to offer you, but I can say that The Wife loves her skis, which she bought last year. They’re soft, very stable and very forgiving. And I have no idea why K2 has no promotional stuff available about them.

Maybe that’s what’s so goddamn mysterious.

** UPDATED, Feb. 23: I’ve come across a couple things that say the Mystery Luv is the exact same ski as K2’s First Luvs, but with a different graphics package meant for European and Big Box store consumption. So buy without fear folks — not only do you have the endorsement of The Wife, but you now know what you’re getting.