Former Michigan tailback Chris Perry, now with the Bengals, had this to say when asked about this weekend’s game by a reporter from the Dayton Daily News:

It’s a blowout. Ain’t no ifs, ands or buts about it. (Defensive tackle Alan) Branch is going to knock the stuffing out of — what’s his name — Troy Smith. You all set that (Heisman Trophy talk) up anyway.

That’s some B.S. to begin with. He shouldn’t even win the Heisman. He’s not going to win his league or the national championship. We all know what’s going to happen. We’re going to win it. It’s been long overdue. Tressel’s been cheating. So, hey, we’re going to keep it real. There ain’t nothing else to say.

1. I assume Perry was an English major while at Michigan.

2. That’s pretty big talk from a gimpy-ass second-string running back who could only muster a 2-2 record against Ohio State while he was in college.