The internet’s down in our office today — a really nifty thing to happen to a newsroom on the day after an election.

More importantly, the glitch — a fried card of some kind, we’re told — is keeping me from fully participating on Uncle Crappy today. I’d like to be able to address the apparent ballot box-stuffing that’s been going on this morning, but posting via my phone is kind of a pain in the ass. In short: vote as much as you want. Remember to explain why you like one or the other.

And most importantly, remember: Florida. Republican. I get more votes than anyone else.

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