In order to solve some of our clothing storage problems, The Wife bought this nifty dresser at a second-hand store in town. We brought it home this morning.
To the untrained eye, it looks like it’s made of wood.
That’s not the case. It’s actually carved from solid marble. And it weighs 847 pounds.
As a result of the sprains, bruises and contusions we both earned while moving furniture around, we’ve come to a decision. In order to prevent having to move said furniture ever again, we’re staying in this apartment for the rest of our lives. Stop by and say hi!
Uncle Crappy 
Don’t let a heavy piece of furniture decide your future…that’s why there are movers. It’s a beautiful piece though.
We were worried about your abscence lately, even with your aches and pains and bruises, we’re glad you’re okay brother crappy.
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That’s marble?!
It is lovely, though.
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Oooooooh, that is a beautiful piece. And Sister is right, that’s why you hire movers.
eeeeeee! pretty furniture!!
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marble eh? That.will come in handy next summer – you can take turns draping yourself over the nice cool marble – now all you have to do is install a fountain on the top and I think you’d be done
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