no alibi.

When our Buckeyes start play in the Big Ten tournament Friday at noon, they’ll be wearing new uniforms. The form-fitting Nike jerseys carry a LeBron James logo. Am I the only one who thinks the tight top with the baggy shorts looks ridiculous? Yeesh. I understand the thinking here, especially from a merchandising standpoint. I… Read More no alibi.

hey.

This may sound familiar to some: CART DRIVER: Bring out your dead!LARGE MAN: Here’s one!CART DRIVER: Ninepence.BODY: I’m not dead! Really. I’m not. I’m, uh, resting. Semi-regular posting will resume sometime soon.

flipped.

The Browns … finally … won something? Apparently, it’s true. The Browns won the coin-toss today to determine who would get the third overall pick in the upcoming NFL draft. Tampa Bay, which had an identical record, lost and will pick fourth. So what does this mean? It means we can screw up an even… Read More flipped.

study.

Observations of Domestic Shorthaired Cat in natural habitat.Author: Uncle Crappy.Subject: 7-year-old male (Miles).Habitat: Apartment.Times: Approximately 8:30 a.m. Sunday, Feb. 18; approximately 6:10 a.m. Monday, Feb. 19. Sunday, Feb. 18.Observation: 1) Author awoke to discover spool of neon green gift-wrap ribbon (pictured) wrapped around several items (boots, water dish, ski poles). 2) Ribbon was not present… Read More study.