ohhh, wowwww.
Ladies and gentlemen, your (formerly) starting cornerback for the University of Texas Longhorns… “Duuude. That Ted Ginn guy is pretty fast. Hey, hand me those Doritos.”
Author: Uncle Crappy
a nice gesture.
All over Austin, people walk around doing this, on the right, with their hands. The gesture, I believe, is meant to represent the mascot of their school and football team. Interesting, yes, but perhaps a bit ambiguous. I can see how this could lead one to think of a cow, but I’m not as clear… Read More a nice gesture.
mmmm … beeeeeef.
One amazing quarter. And, overall, a solid debut for the No. 1 team in college football. We probably didn’t learn a whole lot from Ohio State’s 35-12 thumping of Northern Illinois, but there were enough glimpses that I feel pretty good about the trip south this week to play the Texas Porterhouses. As I don’t… Read More mmmm … beeeeeef.
jesus loves us.
I was planning on making this post the official start of college football ranting season, but I made a discovery tonight that demands immedate attention. Typical of my sloppy typing, I screwed up the address to my own web page, typing instead: http://unclecrappy.blogpsot.com/ And what I got instead of Uncle Crappy, boys and girls, was… Read More jesus loves us.
wanker. bollocks. piss off.
My crash course in English continues, especially since the sale of the Aston Villa Football Club to Browns’ owner Randy Lerner was made official a short while ago. Anyone care to offer a translation of this post’s headline? Because I have no idea. Really. Up the Villa. Oi.
gold medicated butt powder.
I need a vacation. Uncle Crappy and The Wife returned home from the Gathering of the Vibes late Sunday, a bit crispy, a bit soggy, a lot tired and a lot happy. After a short wait at the entrance, we set up in Quieter Camping — which mostly was — right next to Meg and… Read More gold medicated butt powder.
