@ When a group of citizens gets together because they’re concerned about something, how come they can’t ever come up with a better name than “Concerned Citizens of (Insert town name here)?”
@ Punkin Ale from Dogfish Head is the best pumpkin beer I’ve ever had.
@ And I intend on having several more.
@ I love October baseball. Even if it’s still September (but is starting to feel like October…).
@ My birthday is in 15 days. 39. Holy crap.
@ I’m hoping I’ll finally get an iPod. That would help.
@ It’s trash night, and The Wife just asked if I’d mind taking care of the trash. I said, “Are you sure that’s the question you want to ask?”
@ It wasn’t.
@ If you’ve done something bad and you don’t want to see it in the local newspaper, probably the last thing you should do is call a reporter and tell him about it.
@ It’s even worse if you tell the reporter he’d ruin your life if he writes something. And then you proceed to threaten the reporter. “Yeah, it’ll be in as soon as possible, fuckwad, because I’m not the idiot who got drunk and tried to buy a blowjob.”
@ Nugs.net is the coolest web site ever, perhaps behind only the internet archive. I mean, check this shit out…
@ This is a good weekend to have no meaningful football. I can think about something else for a change.
@ Like, say, baseball.
@ Or the fabulous anniversary dinner I’m going to make for The Wife on Friday.
@ Time to go — I promised The Wife I’d take the trash out before I went to bed.
@ I just didn’t promise I’d be happy about it.