eww.

I’m funky. And not so much in the Parliment-Funkadelic Tear the Roof Off The Sucker kind of way. More like in the “I need to stop and buy some extra deodorant because I might really need it by tomorrow” kind of way. Late Saturday, we discovered that the usually reliable water pressure in our house… Read More eww.

four eyes.

I, uh, look different. I feel a little different too. The new glasses are not only a change for you; they’re a big freaking change for me as well. Pictured above, boys and girls, is my first pair of bifocals. My last eye exam was two years ago. When I was leaving the doc’s office,… Read More four eyes.