out.

The Wife’s uncle passed away this morning, so Uncle Crappy’s going to be quiet for a few days. Y’all have a good weekend.

honey, i’m home.

Hope y’all had a nice holiday. Our Fourth was nice and relaxing, unlike the holiday of Sister of Uncle Crappy, who apparently suffered loss of vertical hold shortly after we spoke on the telephone Wednesday afternoon. She’s blaming a lack of preparation — and several yummy cosmopolitians — on her issues; she’s also proven to… Read More honey, i’m home.

traveling.

We’re headed to Columbus for golf, a backyard cookout, a patriotic classical music performance and what had better be the first of several fireworks displays for Uncle Crappy in the coming week. Y’all have a good weekend.

sold.

The garage sale in Columbus was successful by any measure, but especially this one — Uncle Crappy and The Wife took in about $100 and didn’t have to bring much stuff back home on Sunday. The high point clearly was the opening Saturday morning. By 7:30, a half hour before showtime, there were already several… Read More sold.

dizz. knee.

Three days in Florida. Turn the nephews loose on Disney World. Golf — for the first time this season — on a PGA course. Immersed in corporate wonder of Walt Disney Incorporated. And we survived. Better than that even; it turned out to be fun. The Wife and I arrived late on Wednesday, well after… Read More dizz. knee.

babies, sat.

For rent: Two apparently kick-ass babysitters. Must be able to drink while working. As is my custom, I worked myself into a nervous frenzy over what turned out to be nothing, vis a vis the babysitting gig for The Wife and me on Saturday night. To recap: We headed to Canton and the home of… Read More babies, sat.