I, uh, look different. I feel a little different too. The new glasses are not only a change for you; they’re a big freaking change for me as well. Pictured above, boys and girls, is my first pair of bifocals. My last eye exam was two years ago. When I was leaving the doc’s office,… Read More four eyes.
A few years back, I decided have a doctor look at a little sore on my shoulder, that one that didn’t want to heal. It had been there for nearly two years. It would dry up, and I think it was finally going away; then, out of nowhere, it would blister again. I had no… Read More fried.
This: is all that’s keeping me from this: As soon as I get home from work on Wednesday, kids. It will have been 10 days, and Uncle Crappy is a thirsty boy.
Does anyone know if we have one of these nearby? I could stand to spend a little time there. Thanks to Kim for pointing it out.
I can’t find anything in this place, and it’s making me crazy. If you can show me which box the new Sedaris book is in, I’ll give you fifty bucks.
I suppose winning four straight outright Big Ten championships would have been a bit much to ask.
Uncle Crappy 