cold soon, please.

See this picture? This is exactly what it does not look like in the hills around here at this moment. And that’s bad for Uncle Crappy. For the past few years — ever since I re-discovered skiing — I’ve had a replacement obsession ready to go immediately after the completion of football season. But this… Read More cold soon, please.

road trip.

Uh, Secretary Rumsfeld? Couldn’t you have found some soldiers in the United States to say goodbye to? I mean, wouldn’t that have been a little less expensive than flying to Iraq? Good answer.

no sense zone.

I’m a little late on this one, largely because I’d rather have my skin pulled off than listen to Bill O’Reilly’s radio show. But a week or so ago, Billy came up with a real doozy, one that Uncle Crappy simply couldn’t let go. Billy said the iPod, Apple’s ubiquitous music player, is speeding the… Read More no sense zone.