I don’t think I’ve seen anything quite like the wreckage of Thirteenth Practically Annual Uncle Crappy NCAA Final Four Challenge (Brought To You By Piper’s Pub), in terms of how many people we’re going to honor with a Blutarsky Award here in just a sec. Chalky picks only work if the higher seeds win, and… Read More it’s blutarsky time.
Wait — we do suck. And so does Michigan.
Sixteen of your Twelve-point-five-th Annual Uncle Crappy NCAA Final Four Challenge (Brought To You By Piper’s Pub) contestants had them in the final four. Seven of us — including yours truly — picked them to win the whole thing. No, I’m not talking about the UMBC Retrievers — no one had those guys making the Final Four. I’m… Read More well, then.
It seems that I write at least one post every year explaining just how ugly that season’s AUCNFFC (BTYBB) has turned out. But this year, the Eleventh Annual Uncle Crappy NCAA Final Four Challenge (Brought To You By Bocktown) seems to be, uh, extra special. How special? Only one of us — one, of the… Read More blutarskies, with distinction.
I cringed as soon as I saw the announcement. Ohio State vs. Dayton in the first round of the tournament. My first thought: “That’s a first-round loss for the Buckeyes.” I hope I’m wrong. But look: Ohio State has no consistent scoring. Ohio State had a weak finish to its season. Ohio State may not… Read More it’s a trap.
I had fun this morning, posting a stream of dumb Michigan jokes on my Facebook page. I had fun for a bit in the third quarter, when it looked like Ohio State’s defense had settled down and the offense would continue scoring on most of its possessions. The first half of the Michigan game? I’m… Read More 26. whew.
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