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The cat and I are both feeling a little disjointed today — probably because The Wife is in Dallas until Sunday evening. This fact prompts some odd thoughts and behaviors. I’m not one to go all crazy in my few days of temporary bachelorhood. But there is a certain giddiness in being unsupervised for a… Read More stuff.

whoooo!

I have to work this afternoon, and it’s killing me. Because I’d rather be in Columbus, where the hysteria over today’s Arena Bowl is simply off the charts. Arena Bowl parties, dancing in the streets … Columbus would be the best place in the sports world to be today … unless you were in New… Read More whoooo!

help.

I’m feeling really unmotivated. There’s lots of fun stuff going on, but nothing that really screams for Uncle Crappy-style attention. Instead, I have questions. So. We’re going to make this the first-ever Uncle Crappy Quiz/Poll thing. Respond accordingly. 1) Vacation plans for Uncle Crappy and The Wife: Beer tour or beach? 2) Which Cleveland Browns… Read More help.

hey.

This may sound familiar to some: CART DRIVER: Bring out your dead!LARGE MAN: Here’s one!CART DRIVER: Ninepence.BODY: I’m not dead! Really. I’m not. I’m, uh, resting. Semi-regular posting will resume sometime soon.

well. uh. see…

Ahh, the midwinter doldrums. Work is less exciting, not a whole lot of fun outside the office, and potential Uncle Crappy posts get piled up in my brain like the mounds of laundry I have to get around to doing one of these days. Last week was a little frustrating, because on Monday I had… Read More well. uh. see…