As I noticed that Uncle Crappy is now listed on Google, I’m reminded of this, from The Jerk:

Navin: The new phone book’s here! The new phone book’s here!

Harry: Well I wish I could get so excited about nothing.

Navin: Nothing? Are you kidding?! Page 73, Johnson, Navin, R.! I’m somebody now! Millions of people look at this book every day! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity, your name in print, that makes people. I’m in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.

Thanks go to the Quote Geek for help with those lines. And, of course, to Google. Those guys are Googleriffic. Googley goodness. Googletastic. Great Googley-Moogley.

Yeesh. Sorry. I promise to never do that again.