I noticed that Ohio University, my esteemed alma mater, recently banned the production and sales of Ohio University logo shot glasses. A quote from OU Dean of Students Terry Hogan in the Jan. 29 edition of the Columbus Dispatch: “A shot glass in our view is high-risk drinking, period. (OU should) not be in the hypocritical position of working to reduce high-risk drinking, and then making money off selling shot glasses.”

Hm. Perhaps this is why it took me so goddamn long to finish school. Bastards.