I just finished putting the lights on our tree.

Blue spruce are prickley.

They kick up my allergies, too. I’m sniffing like I just rolled in a pile of freshly cut grass in May. And my fingers would look like I had the pox if I didn’t wear gloves while getting those suckers in the tree. I also scooch around the floor, picking up pine needles in my ass.

I’m a wreck. But it’s all worth it.