Football Logic vs. Regular Logic:

FBL: Look! It’s snowing here! That’s good for Ohio State!

RL: Huh?

FBL: (impatiently) If it’s snowing, it’s football weather. We’re used to playing in the cold. Florida isn’t. So we’re going to win!

RL: So because it’s snowing in Pittsburgh, Ohio State’s going to win the national championship?

FBL: Right!

RL: Even though the game is being played indoors. In Arizona.

FBL: Yeah! Isn’t that awesome?

RL: You’re an idiot.

FBL: Whoo! Go Bucks!


Comments are closed.