This picture pretty much explains why we got crushed last night. I know Troy Smith’s numbers appear to back the overhyped Heisman Jinx, but to me his lousy night had a lot more to do with the five guys in front of him — and those guys in blue shirts on the other side of… Read More post mortem.
Hm. Uh. Just think of all the money I’m going to save not buying national championship merchandise. Yeah.
The official Uncle Crappy National Championship Game Blackout begins as soon as I hit the “Publish” button after writing this post. Thanks to everyone who checked in today, either to share in my madness or to make sure I was sort of taking care of myself. Trust me — I’m fine. A little nervous, but… Read More it’s time.
Kristi asked. Uncle Crappy answers: Ohio State 35, Florida 21.
Football Logic vs. Regular Logic: FBL: Look! It’s snowing here! That’s good for Ohio State! RL: Huh? FBL: (impatiently) If it’s snowing, it’s football weather. We’re used to playing in the cold. Florida isn’t. So we’re going to win! RL: So because it’s snowing in Pittsburgh, Ohio State’s going to win the national championship? FBL:… Read More the difference.
HOLYFUCKINGSHITOHIOSTATEPLAYSFORTHENATIONALCHAMPIONSHIPINALITTLEUNDERELEVENHOURSFROMTHISVERYFREAKINGMOMENTWEPLAYFOROURSECONDNATIONALCHAMPIONSHIPINFOURSEASONSANDWEGETTHECHANCETOBEATANSECTEAMTODOITISHOULDBETAILGATINGINAPARKINGLOTINGLENDALEARIZONAATTHISVERYINSTANTAUUGHIHAVENOIDEAHOWIWILLMAKEITTHROUGHTHEDAY. OK. I’m going to do some laundry now.
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