A few months ago, I learned that I could knock out as many as 23 five year olds if I happened to be attacked by a group of them. Definitely a handy thing to be aware of.
The internet is full of useless quizzes; I usually try to avoid them. But a couple came up on Twitter today that I think are as helpful as the “How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight?” test.
I learned that I could feed as many as 17 cannibals.
I learned that I’m a Drunkard.
And although it didn’t come up on Twitter today, I felt it was extremely important to find out that I have a 62 percent chance of surviving a Zombie Apocalypse.
Given the gravity of these subjects, I urge each of you to complete these quizzes at your earliest convenience. And be sure to let the rest of us know how you did.