pop quiz.

A few months ago, I learned that I could knock out as many as 23 five year olds if I happened to be attacked by a group of them. Definitely a handy thing to be aware of.

The internet is full of useless quizzes; I usually try to avoid them. But a couple came up on Twitter today that I think are as helpful as the “How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight?” test.

I learned that I could feed as many as 17 cannibals.

I learned that I’m a Drunkard.

And although it didn’t come up on Twitter today, I felt it was extremely important to find out that I have a 62 percent chance of surviving a Zombie Apocalypse.

Given the gravity of these subjects, I urge each of you to complete these quizzes at your earliest convenience. And be sure to let the rest of us know how you did.

6 thoughts on “pop quiz.”

  2. 11 cannibals
    70% = Lush
    26% chance of surviving (U.C. you can have all of my stuff, if you aren’t already a zombie)

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  3. Whole post devoted to those quizzes coming in the next day or so. It’s a gold mine of procrastination and important information! :)

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  4. I can feed about 16 cannibals

    I’m a lush and I know it

    I have a 51% chance of surviving a zomb-pocalypse
    (if I’m with DD, my chances increase significantly)

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  5. 12 Canibals
    Drunkard (just because I’m inquisitive and a good test taker – thought I was going to be a light weight at first – couldn’t figure out w/o lots of clues)
    28% chance of surviving – think my downfall was the sense of commitment to loved ones – you know- dogs and such – oh yeah, and wife and 2 young kids

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