I found bad haiku to be a good way to sum up a weekend last May. Since I’ve been absent for a couple of weeks, I hope this new round of bad haiku will make it up to you:

October starts soon

Leaves change, Halloween, birthdays

Best month of the year

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Chad Hermann quits blog

Says civil discourse is dead

Why no comments, Chad?

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Beanie and Pryor

Watching them play is enough

to forget SC

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College football rocks

Can you believe last weekend?

Whoa — Penn State is good

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Looking for a house

It’s exhausting, frustrating

Get this done soon, please

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A busy summer

Meant no concerts for UC

That’s about to change

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White shirt and necktie

Looking spiffy on Monday

Hey — a Pepsi stain.