hairy.

Some people, like Bill Guerin on the left, can grow a good playoff beard.

Some people, like Sidney Crosby, get points for the effort.

Since about a week before the NHL playoffs began, my goatee has been untouched by anything but shampoo and a comb.

Put me in, coach. I’m old and slow, but I’ll give you a good shift.

Let’s go Pens.