My brain has been occupied by two things today.

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1) A text conversation with Mrs. Crappy that ended with us concluding that a Florida trip — our first financially feasible one in years — is in order later this year. E: How do we go about inviting ourselves to Naples this summer?

My Internet friend Rachel took this beautiful shot of what I hope to put in my face for dinner in a couple hours.
My Internet friend Rachel took this beautiful shot of the very thing I hope to put in my face for dinner in a couple hours.

2) Another text conversation with Mrs. Crappy, this time about getting burgers at Benjamin’s for dinner. It’s a bit dicey for me to write about this, because Mrs. Crappy has probably changed her mind about dinner seven or eight times this afternoon. But I remain hopeful that a Candied Jalapeno Burger — that’s candied jalapeno cream cheese and applewood-smoked bacon — is in my very near future.