No stinkin' Badgers. Unless I've picked them to win.
No stinkin’ Badgers. Unless I’ve picked them to win.

We have a Final Four — and that means we also have the first set of official standings in the Tenth Annual Uncle Crappy NCAA Final Four Challenge (Brought to you by Bocktown).

At this point, those of us who have made correct Final Four picks get two points per team, and that’s most of what’s behind the initial standings. But I’ve also taken the liberty to look ahead, because some of us are in much better shape than others.

Six points:

With full championship game in play:

  • Bluzdude
  • Jaci
  • Kewyson (Of this group, Kewyson was the only one to pick Duke. If they Blue Devils win, Kewyson cannot be touched.
  • Scooter

With champion pick in play:

  • Jim Hollenbeck
  • Jenny Lee
  • Neilson

Four points:

With full championship game in play:

  • Father Spoon
  • Curl Girl Michelle
  • SportsChump

With champion pick in play:

  • Uncle Crappy
  • Adam
  • AAA
  • Joe Cernelli
  • Michael Fulk
  • Jason Cercone
  • Jenn Strang

No further points possible:

  • Birdshit

Two points:

With champion pick in play:

  • Work Kelly
  • Casey
  • Hoyle13
  • Burgh Baby
  • Matt Noonan
  • Tom Bickert
  • Enzo82
  • Otimemore
  • Daria
  • Saylor
  • Carla

No further points possible:

  • Fred
  • Hellohahanarf
  • Dana Bee
  • Starts with Dish
  • PghRugbyRef
  • Calipanthergrl
  • AJ

There is one more group of contestants, mercifully small this year. I’ve been a member of this group more than once, and I think you can look at inclusion in one of two ways: 1) your performance was so pathetic that it deserves to be singled out, or 2) you get to relax and enjoy the last three games without worrying about contests or brackets.

We are, of course, talking about our annual Blutarsky Award winners. And in the immortal words of Faber College Dean Vernon Wormer:

  • Ethel
  • Abby
  • Juan

Enjoy the final weekend, boys and girls.


  1. thank you, people in my group. thank you for making me feel less alone in this insanity! xoxo


  2. MC Hammer Time!! (if Duke does win, I’ll look to donate my prize (but not the fame) to a local recipient(s))


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