I have a perfectly good reason to show up on Western Avenue at 5 a.m. on a Sunday morning. Just like some of you guys will have a perfectly good reason run down Western Avenue a few hours later.
Yep. Mrs. Crappy and I are working the Pittsburgh Marathon water station on Western Avenue — the one sponsored by the Humane Society — again on Sunday morning.
If you’re running on Sunday, find us. We’ll be on your right, probably in front of the First Niagara Bank as usual. And to make things even easier…

… I’ll be wearing the same stupid bright red Ohio State bucket hat that I always wear.
So as you approach Mile Six, find the guy in the red hat. If you’ve done this before, you already know the line:
Hugs. High fives. And the best water on the course.
Find us on Sunday morning, boys and girls. We want to cheer for you.