Kristi asked. Uncle Crappy answers: Ohio State 35, Florida 21.

Football Logic vs. Regular Logic: FBL: Look! It’s snowing here! That’s good for Ohio State! RL: Huh? FBL: (impatiently) If it’s snowing, it’s football weather. We’re used to playing in the cold. Florida isn’t. So we’re going to win! RL: So because it’s snowing in Pittsburgh, Ohio State’s going to win the national championship? FBL:… Read More the difference.

HOLYFUCKINGSHITOHIOSTATEPLAYSFORTHENATIONALCHAMPIONSHIPINALITTLEUNDERELEVENHOURSFROMTHISVERYFREAKINGMOMENTWEPLAYFOROURSECONDNATIONALCHAMPIONSHIPINFOURSEASONSANDWEGETTHECHANCETOBEATANSECTEAMTODOITISHOULDBETAILGATINGINAPARKINGLOTINGLENDALEARIZONAATTHISVERYINSTANTAUUGHIHAVENOIDEAHOWIWILLMAKEITTHROUGHTHEDAY. OK. I’m going to do some laundry now.

Brutus is ready as well.

OK. It took a while, thanks to this nasty bug, but I’m finally there. I’m watching a stream of the Buckeye Bash in Glendale. My folks got out to Phoenix today, and I’m looking for them in the crowd shots. But I’m also watching guys from the 2002 team speaking to Buckeye Nation, and I… Read More ahhhh.

So it’s the morning of Dec. 28, and The Wife and I are meeting Fred and Ethel for breakfast at Nancy’s, a North High Street diner/dive and a campus-area institution for at least a couple of decades. Four seats open up at one of the counters, and we shuffle over to claim them; as we… Read More my close personal friend.