go away.

To whatever Microsoft employees who have been checking on Uncle Crappy in the past two weeks: Uncle Crappy is produced entirely on a Mac, by a dedicated Mac user. There is nothing for you here. Unless you’re ready to make one of those ridiculous buyout offers Microsoft is famous for. Then maybe we can talk.

who knew?

I occasionally Google Uncle Crappy to see how close I am to reaching my goal of Complete and Total Domination of the Internets. While that end may be a ways off still, I consistently surprised by where both Uncle Crappy and my real actual name show up when I’m searching. We’ve played this game with… Read More who knew?

today’s lesson.

A look at Yellowknife, a city of 20,000 people in Canada’s Northwest Territories. According to the city’s web page: * Yellowknife sits on the shores of Great Slave Lake, and is about a 1,500 kilometer drive north of Edmonton, Alberta. * Modern development began in the 1930s when gold was discovered on the Yellowknife River.… Read More today’s lesson.

the secret.

I mentioned a little while back that I accidentially re-started my counter on my birthday, just as one of those blog traffic sites was gearing up to send a buttload of readers my way. That coincidence sent 39 hits my way, an astronomical number for Uncle Crappy, bested only by the 42 I got on… Read More the secret.