Bad behavior on the part of Pittsburgh drivers in our tunnels is a given, but what happened to us on Saturday night was a bit unusual anyway. My single biggest gripe about our tunnels? Despite the fact that we all drive through them frequently, they’re still apparently something of a surprise, so we have to… Read More crashed.
These uniforms nearly caused me to have a seizure a week ago. I’m doing better a week later. Maybe it was just a trick of the lighting, but the first pictures I saw of Nike’s Rivalry uniforms looked like they had huge swaths of silver under the arms — which meant they wouldn’t anything at… Read More 24. i’m fine. really.
Earlier this season, GQ published a humor piece naming the 25 Douchiest Colleges in the United States. Hey, look — there’s Ohio State: 19. Ohio State Home of: The Excessive-School-Pride Douche Affectations: Dressing for class each morning as if you were the offensive-line coach; writing prison letters to Maurice Clarett. Overheard at Buckeye career-building workshop:… Read More 23. GQ says i’m a douche.
Ahh, election night. The pulses of reporters across the country quicken at the very prospect. Right? Hm. Don’t get me wrong. I love working on election night, and on those rare occasions when I’m not, I feel totally disoriented as I sit at home and watch the returns on TV. The rush of being a… Read More 3. the waiting is the hardest part.
The World Series begins tonight, and yeah, I’ve noticed who the Game 1 starting pitchers are: I was half-heartedly following the Dodgers at the outset of baseball’s postseason, on account of the fact that their roster is lousy with ex-Indians: Jim Thome, Ronnie Belliard, Casey Blake and Manny Ramirez all helped L.A. make it to… Read More play ball.
I’ve said this before: Miles seems to be a pretty smart cat. I think I’ve also said this before: Miles is definitely a persistent cat. Miles thinks his breakfast should be served, at the latest, at 6 a.m. He may start asking for breakfast earlier — sometimes as early as 4 — but if we… Read More jingle all the way.
Uncle Crappy 