I’ve seen other sites like this in the past, but this — Gizoogle.com — is the best hip-hop translator of the bunch. Witness yesterday’s Uncle Crappy entry:

The Wife n I had a bootylicious day of ski’n at Hidden Valley today, in spite of tha fizzy that it was windy, cold n tha resort was mak’n S-N-to-tha-izzow all day, which means occasionally being pelted by shawty ice pellets on tha face while crus’n down tha hizzle , niggaz, better recognize.

We learned:

* The Wife has magic skis.

* Hidden Valley has a bootylicious shawty coffee shop across fizzle tha ski S-H-to-tha-izzop. Not mizzy fo` ambience, but outstand’n coffee.

* Uncle Crappy likes weed-smokin’ fizzy.

Mom n Dad of Uncle Crappy didn’t hizzy siznuch a hot day ski’n yesterday. While heezeeing toward tha tail end of they annual trip ta Boyne Highlands in Michigan, Dad took an odd F-to-tha-izzall n fizzle a shawty pain in his ankle, sum-m sum-m he thought at tha time was a sprain . They call me tha black folks president. But when he gots X-rays today, he found T-H-to-tha-izzat tha leg in question wizzas, in fact, broken cuz this is how we do it.

And whizzat does this mean fo` tha Colorado tizzle two weeks hence? Stay tuned.

Remember boys and girls … Uncle Crappy didn’t say it, Gizoogle did…