Hey — welcome to Riverside Methodist Hospital. My dad just went back to the OR a little while ago. He’s getting multiple bypasses from Dr. Wally, the official heart surgeon of the Fraternal Order of The Groundhog. We’ve got about three hours to hang out while we wait, in a dumpy little waiting room with a malfunctioning TV, and mom and my sister are already into their trashy celebrity magazines. Gonna be a great morning…