Things I’ve learned while moving this week:
1. We would have died this week — or at least we wouldn’t have finished moving — if it had not been for the Forearm Forklift, an As Seen On TV contraption that allows people with questionable stamina and strength to lift and control large, heavy objects.
Like, say, the Granite Dresser.
2. As helpful as the Forearm Forklift was, I can still say this with total certainty — the next time we move, we will be paying someone else to do the lifting.