After a thorough research session — meaning I looked up the names and the odds on the internet — I am proud to present to you the official House of Crappy Kentucky Derby Picks:

Mrs. Crappy: Sidney’s Candy (Something about hockey, she said).

Uncle Crappy: Paddy O’Prado (I’m just digging the name).

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  2. I don’t know anything about the derby, but now I am singing It Must Have Been the Roses and can’t get it out of my head.

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