After a thorough research session — meaning I looked up the names and the odds on the internet — I am proud to present to you the official House of Crappy Kentucky Derby Picks:
Mrs. Crappy: Sidney’s Candy (Something about hockey, she said).
Uncle Crappy: Paddy O’Prado (I’m just digging the name).
I have a new Derby strategy: Never bet against the Cajun.
I don’t know anything about the derby, but now I am singing It Must Have Been the Roses and can’t get it out of my head.