We’ve started racking up points in the Seventh Annual Uncle Crappy NCAA Final Four Challenge (Brought To You By Bocktown); we’ve also figured out that we have a pretty good number of entries that just ain’t going anywhere.
I’ve broken these down by points and those who have more points to earn. Let’s take a look:
Six points plus plus (otherwise known as The Driver’s Seat):
Grandpa not only picked his three of the Final Four correctly, but he has his full title game intact. I haven’t done the math, but I’m comfortable in saying if his picks (Ohio State beating Kentucky for the championship) hold up, he cannot be caught.
Six points plus:
Mrs. Crappy, who can earn a couple more if Kentucky advances to the title game. Her champ, UNC, is done for the year, though.
Four points plus plus (Yinz guys have your title game intact):
Four points plus (You all have more points available)
- Curl Girl Michelle
- Kim Z
- Mr. Burns
Four points but done (No more points possible):
Two points plus (Don’t give up hope yet):
- Adam Music
- Carolina Boy
Two points but done:
And that brings us to the annual Blutarsky award winners. In the immortal words of Dean Wormer:
Zero. Point. Zero:
- Uncle Crappy
Yes. I am a basketball genius.
Having watched not one minute of college hoops this season I’m impressed with my clarity of vision in picking whoever the hell it is that I picked.
And by the way, if my son should see this, I meant to say “whomever” the hell I picked. Otherwise, screw it.