We’ve started racking up points in the Seventh Annual Uncle Crappy NCAA Final Four Challenge (Brought  To You By Bocktown); we’ve also figured out that we have a pretty good number of entries that just ain’t going anywhere.

I’ve broken these down by points and those who have more points to earn. Let’s take a look:

Six points plus plus (otherwise known as The Driver’s Seat):

Grandpa not only picked his three of the Final Four correctly, but he has his full title game intact. I haven’t done the math, but I’m comfortable in saying if his picks (Ohio State beating Kentucky for the championship) hold up, he cannot be caught.

Six points plus:

Mrs. Crappy, who can earn a couple more if Kentucky advances to the title game. Her champ, UNC, is done for the year, though.

Four points plus plus (Yinz guys have your title game intact):

  • Casey
  • AAA
  • Otimemore
  • Larry

Four points plus (You all have more points available)

  • Crappydad
  • Curl Girl Michelle
  • Large
  • Kim Z
  • Jaci
  • Barb
  • Gina
  • Kewyson
  • Carla
  • Mr. Burns
  • Calipanthergrl

Four points but done (No more points possible):

  • Clif
  • Jill

Two points plus (Don’t give up hope yet):

  • Mom
  • Tim
  • Adam Music
  • Michael
  • Ethel
  • Garrett
  • Fuzzwad
  • John
  • Cindy
  • Carolina Boy

Two points but done:

  • Spoon
  • Kimly
  • Hellpellet


And that brings us to the annual Blutarsky award winners. In the immortal words of Dean Wormer:

Zero. Point. Zero:

  • Uncle Crappy
  • Shadow
  • Susan
  • Juan

Yes. I am a basketball genius.


  1. Having watched not one minute of college hoops this season I’m impressed with my clarity of vision in picking whoever the hell it is that I picked.


  2. And by the way, if my son should see this, I meant to say “whomever” the hell I picked. Otherwise, screw it.


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