10. i get around.

Continuing my long-standing tradition of ignoring Facebook memes in favor of posting them here, today I present: The States To Which Uncle Crappy Has Traveled.

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That’s the same map that’s been popping up all over Facebook in the last few days, courtesy of Defocus Blog. Here’s the key, based on the specs of the creator:

  • White: I haven’t been.
  • Red: A brief stop or a drive-through.
  • Orange: Spent a day or two.
  • Blue: Multiple trips.
  • Green: I’ve lived there, stayed there for more than a couple weeks or taken multiple multiple trips.

Naturally, I have more information:

Greens:

  • Ohio: I was born and grew up in Columbus. Athens is my spiritual home.
  • Pennsylvania: Uh, I live there. Here. Whatever.
  • Kentucky: I lived there for just over two years, while stationed at Fort Knox. If you haven’t heard it already, ask me to tell you my Kentucky Derby story.
  • Wisconsin: I spent several summers at the lake houses of Dr. History’s family, on a chain of lakes between Woodruff and Minocqua. Love that area.
  • Florida: This is perhaps a borderline green state for me, but I’m including it because of our nearly annual trips there to spend time with my sister’s family.

Blues:

  • It’s interesting to see how many of these are included in the list because of Grateful Dead, Phish or other miscellaneous hippie-band touring over the years. Several — Indiana, Georgia, Virginia, New Jersey and probably New York — were bumped up from Oranges or Reds because of the shows I’ve seen.
  • Texas: The result of the residence of my mother in law and her husband, and a long family vacation that led to the discovery of the Whataburger chain. That was the same trip when I thought I’d be good an order a water at a restaurant in Nuevo Larado, Mexico; my mother quickly told the server that I would have a Coke instead, leading young me to believe that Mexico was the coolest place on the entire planet.
  • Colorado and Utah: Ski trips. And I need to go back soon.
  • Michigan: The State Up North would have made the list for several ski trips to Boyne, but there have also been football games at East Lansing — a good one — and two trips to that other college town. Those weren’t so good.
  • Hawaii: A family trip — the one that led to our brush with Pele, the state’s goddess of fire — and our honeymoon. The family trip also led to my only appearance in California; our flights to and from the islands both went through LAX.

Whites:

  • Man, I need to spend some time in New England.
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10 thoughts on “10. i get around.”

  1. My family has a place just south of Minocqua and we’ve had many, many wonderful times there. If it’s been a while since you’ve made it up there, some things have changed, but far fewer than just about anywhere else. A lot of the stuff I’ve posted here (http://500px.com/TwoFeetPhoto) are from our trip there this past summer.

    And having spent 15 years in Oklahoma, you’re not missing much.

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    1. Yeah, not so much worried about Oklahoma. But where in Wisconsin? Or if you’re that close to Minocqua, which lake? My friend’s cabins were on Mid Lake, which sits off a channel that connects Lake Minocqua and Lake Tomahawk.

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  2. Yes – you do need to visit the NE – think of a folksy hippie vide (in some areas) – others are like the lakes region of Wisconsin, except with mountains. – I’ve got the home base in NY / CT if you want to head over this way – winter ski trip this year??

    What did you do in MT? that’s 1 of 5 of mine not hit in some manner (OK, OR, AR and ND are the rest).

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    1. I’m DYING to ski in New England, but until we’re a two-income house again, that’s going to have to wait.

      Montana was part of a long family trip — Glacier plus a stay in Helena with friends of the family. I want to see it again — and ski it for the first time — because I recall as a kid that it seemed like the biggest space ever.

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  3. We love Oregon, our retirement plans include a move to this state. And their neighbor Washington magnificent and legal.Give them a try they have great skiing.

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