26. add it up.

We’re playing in different uniforms. Bad. The players like the new uniforms. Good. We’re playing in Ann Arbor. Bad. A bunch of Weasel fans will be selling their tickets. Good. Their quarterback guaranteed a win. Bad. Their TRUE FRESHMAN quarterback guaranteed a win. Good. Our offense still looks shaky at times. Bad. Their defense looks… Read More 26. add it up.

23. GQ says i’m a douche.

Earlier this season, GQ published a humor piece naming the 25 Douchiest Colleges in the United States. Hey, look — there’s Ohio State: 19. Ohio State Home of: The Excessive-School-Pride Douche Affectations: Dressing for class each morning as if you were the offensive-line coach; writing prison letters to Maurice Clarett. Overheard at Buckeye career-building workshop:… Read More 23. GQ says i’m a douche.