Most of the opinions were along the lines of “hookers and cocaine.” I was guessing Nicorette, as Will has been trying to kick the demon cigarettes recently, and I thought that might help.
But rather than spending quality time with Bellevue’s prostitoes — or even just filling up his gas tank — Will elected to instead give his winnings to the Woychecks, who have instantly seen the WoyGirl Diaper Fund double right before their eyes. I would say I’m surprised by Will’s generosity, except that as a result of the the brief period of time I’ve come to know him, this wonderful gesture is the kind of thing he just does. Well done, Mr. Lunchbox.
He did say he was going to keep the WearPittsburgh shirt, though. And I don’t blame him one bit.
On a related note — I sent PayPal invoices to the pool playahs today, ‘cept for those I had collected money from already. If it’s convenient for you, go ahead with PayPal; if I see you in real life, you can also settle your tab the next time we meet. And if you didn’t get one and should have, leave a comment or send me an email, and I’ll figure out what I screwed up.
Thanks again for playing, everyone — we’ll see you back here in a few weeks for the next edition: tehbaby is coming soon…