Wow. I asked yinz guys for help, and you totally came through with some great ideas. Some will be fairly easy (see Derrick, Doogle and RPM), some will require audience participation (E came through with a good one) and some are going to require a fair amount of work (see Goob and the tag RPM threatened me with).
And there’s one that depends entirely on whether my really hawt second basechick hits me in the head with a softball at some point this summer.
Thanks to everyone who helped. I’ll get started on the assignments tomorrow.