1. Good: We’re back home. 2. Better: Looks like that Pryor kid might be OK. 3. Not good. But maybe not too bad: You’ve never heard 105,000 people be so quiet. 4. Technically, not good. But I enjoyed the hell out of it anyway: I should want Big Ten teams to beat non-conference opponents. And… Read More good. mostly.
With the season opener just under three days away, I would expect a fair amount of hype surrounding Terrelle Pryor’s debut at the University of Ohio State. Or wherever it is he’s going to be playing college football on Saturday. At his weekly news conference Tuesday, Jim Tressel got the expected questions about Pryor and… Read More hysteria in the headline.
It’ll likely be weeks before it feels like fall — even though it’s a glorious 60 degrees outside at the moment — but my favorite season begins this week. That fact has little to do with what the calendar says, and everything to do with the fact that at 8 o’clock Saturday morning, we’ll be… Read More the real season.
To: Cleveland Browns front office personnel RE: Brown pants To whom it may concern: Don’t ever do that again. Sincerely, Uncle Crappy
A friend needed a new cat. A cat needed a new home. And while what we did was probably slightly kind of illegal, it appears that everything is going to work out. At some point earlier this summer, a neighbor apparently decided she didn’t feel like taking care of two of her three cats, and… Read More free sammy!
Recovery from the Great Poop Flood of 2008 is almost complete. The Jackass Landlord snaked the line on Thursday, clearing the backup and restoring indoor plumbing to everyone in the house. The remaining problem? Jackass Landlord still hasn’t capped the check valve — which essentially means I still have an open sewer line in my… Read More post-poop.
Uncle Crappy 